Hey Mac, you adorable jerk, you can steal the covers, you can chew up all my shit, you can eat the cuban sandwich I just made, I’ll take all the money out of my bank account (approximately $47.50) and take you to Medieval Times so you can have one of those giant turkey legs that are the size of your body, just promise to snuggle with me for a bit while I watch Breaking Bad, and stop barking at the GD mailman. Please? Ok, forget the mailman part, just snuggle with me for an episode. COME ON, just one episode! Half an episode, then we’ll go to Medieval Times? Fiiiiiine. I hate you. I’ll grab my keys now.
(Thanks for the pic, Jeremy! And hey everyone, recommend or follow or like!)