Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Bitches ‘bout to get pregnant.
(Thanks for the picture and caption, Portner!)
Is this ring-bearer an option when you go to one of those little chapels in Vegas? If so, I’m booking a flight and marrying one of the first 10 guys I see (not the very first, I have standards, alright?). Or I could just get the dog and the ring-bearing pillow/belt and have him follow me around the house in this big white dress I bought for no reason, and I can spend the flight money on a pizza party. Pizza Party!