Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The top 1% of monsters eat 99% of the cookies. Fact.
Great, ok, well, this picture will be to blame when I kidnap a baby today. Sorry Mom, sorry Dad, sorry cops, I’m kidnapping a baby today to hug and dress up and pretend to be monsters with. I have no choice! LOOKATDATBABYMONSTER!!
(Thanks for the baby pic, Brett M!)