Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
♥♥ HIPSTER ANIMAL VALENTINE ♥♥
Dating you would be a disaster
…but my autobiographical screenplay needs a third act crisis.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s all try to make good choices today.
I’m sorry to get all braggy on you, but it’s 80 degrees in my neighborhood right now.
Deal with it.
(made by the hilarious Yoni L)
This year, I’m thankful for family, friends, villainous cats with sassy faces and you. Thanks for being the best, and Happy Thanksgiving!
(Thanks Jessica S!)
Dog faces from back to front:
Yellow vested German Shepard: Aww yeah, dog.
White faced bulldog: Sigh. Whatever.
Hidden brown bulldog: I’m taking a fucking nap, wake me when this thing gets waiter service.
Crazy Eyes: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT WHAT WHERE WHY HOW WHAT SHIT WHAT HOLY SHIT WHYYYYY WHATWHATWHAT
Small bulldog in front: Look at me, mom, funnnn!!!
(via iamachilles)
(Source: BuzzFeed)
This is the first Google image result for “puppies running”. This is also the first result when for “stampedes I would happily die in”
A tiny penguin named Cookie, the mascot of the Cincinnati Zoo Bird House. Watching him waddle around is the cutest fucking thing in the world, but skip to 1:04 if you think you can handle watching him get tickled. In other news, I just quit my job, bought a sleeping bag and booked a flight to Cincinnati. Best bud sleepover with a penguin, here I come!!
Freeview HD commerical in the UK. CORGIS!
It’s Friday! Here’s a bunch a corgis running and eating and being in life jackets! And a reference to the royal wedding for some reason!
This is a remix of a video I’ve seen before, so be sure to watch this to the end, even if you think you’ve seen it. I have so many things to say about this video, but the main points are thus:
- Does the puppy look like a Humphrey Bogart caricature to anyone else?
- This video is funnier now than it was an hour ago, and will probably continue in this fashion if I keep watching it through the night.
- Japan, you crazy, but I love you.
“I’m Terry Richardson, dogg.
Get it???!?!?! TOTALLY KIDDING! I so got you. Now for reals, put on that bikini top and take some pics.”
“You changed your facebook status from ‘single’ to ‘engaged’ on April Fools Day? Real original, asshole. What a fucking prank. You really pulled one over on me, Andy Kaufman. Wake me up when it’s the 2nd.”
