Mike: I believe IBKC stands for Itty Bitty Kitty Committee Fundraiser? I hate myself for sending something like this.
Dan: Ugh. That’s cute. Put me down for $20.
Sarah: OH. I just died. I’m dead. In my will, I leave all my assets to the IBKC.
Mike: I support IBKC and pledge $25 which I believe puts me at the “Friend of Cats” level.
Dan: How much do I have to give to be considered a Philanthropuss?
Mike: $100 but I believe it comes with a free tote bag, free scratching post and free dying alone.
All: Sigh. $100 then.
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