Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is a picture of Willoughby. I’ve been informed this is not a costume. He is a business man, and spends his days conducting Serious Business. Well stop posing for pictures, Willoughby, you’re losing this company millions of dollars by posing for pictures! (Willoughby is the CEO of a company and needs to be constantly on his grind for the sake of the company, clearly).
(Thanks for the picture of Willoughby, Jason B!)
I can pull up this picture for approximately 30 seconds at a time before my heart starts beating too hard and I start sweating and feeling faint and I have to close it before I pass out or start bleeding out my eyes or something. Kitten, stop looking at me with those eyes! Fine, you’re HIRED! Now get out of my office before I have a heart attack!
japan, keep being you.
Does petting classify as “inappropriate touching” if your coworker is a cat? How about snuggling? Smooching and forcing said coworker to sit with me while I watch Hallmark movies?
I guess my point is: Where do I send my resume?
“Listen, I’m not going to bullshit you. I’m going to give it to you straight. I won’t beat around the bush, here. I’m not talking through my hat. I won’t pull your chain, I’m no chain puller. I wouldn’t blow smoke up your ass. I’m not going to piss on your leg and tell you it’s raining. If I buy the eggs, I’m making the cake. I won’t give you smoke and mirrors. I’m not joshing you. I won’t give you lip. I’m not talking jive.
You rub my belly, I’ll make you a star.”
(photo via blogalicious)
