Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
*GASP*
Stop it, puppy. STOP IT. You’re trying to hypnotizing me or something and I’m not into it. Come on, please, I don’t have power over my actions when you look at me like that. Oh god, do you even like soda in the first place, or are you just doing it to be fucking adorable and irresistible? You are, aren’t you? And why did I just give you my wallet for no reason? You’re an asshole.
(thanks for the pic, @actionstern)
i sorry i drank ur soda, but iz thirsty!
Omg, makes me think of my friend toroctopus
I think I just died.