well that's adorable.

Give it up, girl, he’s not going to call. Come out with us, we’ll get tostadas and just tons and tons of margaritas. Buckets of them. We don’t need guys! We DON’T! Let’s have a barrel full of margaritas and just go out and dance and make everyone jealous because we’re so hot and we’re so happy and we’ll find boyfriends who call us when they say they’re going to and not guys who take your number and say they’re going to call and they DON’T and then you’re just at home all night waiting by the phone because you thought you had a real connection and now you look like a loser even though you’re TOTES NOT A LOSER. You know what, screw it, let’s just stay home and watch Pride and Prejudice and sulk. Sigh.

(Thanks for the pic, Andrew!)