well that's adorable.

I do not have any plans or desire to get married anytime soon. HOWEVER: The thought of walking down the aisle with a bouquet of puppies makes me want to hurry that up. Could I just get an armful of puppies and carry them somewhere without getting married, you ask? Sure. Would it be in front of all my friends and family, who would be A) jealous of my smokin’ dress (not the mauve dress pictured here. What am I, a 55 year old mid-western woman on my 5th marriage? I don’t think so), and B) totally in awe of how awesome I am, choosing to carry a bouquet of adorable puppies instead of flowers? No, no it wouldn’t. So start saving up those salaries, gents, let’s do this.

(note: there will be no bouquet toss at my wedding. Hands off.)