well that's adorable.

This squirrel will stumble up to you and get in your face and say “Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Take my freakin’ pikchurr already!” and try to pretend like he’s so wasted because of the holiday, that he’s been drinking Irish car bombs since 9am because of the holiday, that he got in a wet t-shirt contest and made out with his ex-girlfriend and then threw up on your car right in front of a restaurant full of people at lunchtime because of the holiday, but don’t be fooled. This squirrel has thrown up on my car five times this month and needs an intervention. Somebody call A&E already.