well that's adorable.

Listen otter, we’re all a bit stressed out. That earthquake in Haiti was awful, NBC is being an asshole to Conan O’Brien, and some dude got eaten by a shark “longer than a minibus.” I know, it’s a fucking horrifying week in the world. But you gotta chill out there, Kevin McCallister. We can’t solve all the worlds problems by stressing the fuck out. Listen, come over. Bring some rocks, I’ll bring some shellfish and some beers, we can crack clams on our bellies and watch The Emperor’s New Groove all day.