well that's adorable.

“I said I want some goddamned BREAKFAST in BED. Can’t you tell I’m DEPRESSED and BUSY??? I’m not coming to the breakfast nook just because the light is better, I’m reading some fucking French cat books in my own GD bed and sulking all day. I’ve finally realized that I’ll never get those birds that are just outside the window (THE WINDOW IN THE NOOK) and I’m now forced to live in a mockery of my instinctual predator instincts. Eggs and catnip while I read and brood or I never want to see your face again!!!!”

(Photo via Urlesque)