Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Don’t I want one? This better be a joke, because I’m not an idiot. Do I want the tiniest, cutest being in the universe to walk around with me in my pocket? On my shirt so people can see it and get all jealous? Do I want to bring Pocket Cat with me to my mortal enemy’s house so their heart can explode when Pocket Cat let’s out the tiniest, fucking most adorably sweet “mew”?
Get out of here. You and your stupidly goofy font, get out of my goddamn office. And yes, leave the cat.
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