well that's adorable.

Every time I fly somewhere, I’m seated next to some asshole who tries to make smalltalk and asks what I’m going to California for, and what I do, and how I like it, blah blah blah garbage, when all I want to do is read my book or take a nap and dream about what it would be like if instead of being seated next to Nosey McLameface, I was seated next to a panda. That dude better have paid one million dollars to be sitting next to a panda on that flight. ONE MILLION GD DOLLARS