Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You and I both know those bills were printed backwards. Put that puppy face away, I’m turning you in. COME ON, put those goddamned sad puppy eyes AWAY, counterfeiting bills is a crime, I can’t just turn a blind eye! Jesus christ, who do you think I am, I can’t just let you get away with this.
Oh, these are for me? And we can snuggle? AND you brought pizza? Fine. But if I go to jail for this, you are a very bad dog.
(Thanks for the pic, Clay!) (Reminder: Only 2 days left for the Halloween contest!)